Good morning everyone!! As you can see I am a majestic little puppy. My name tells it all, I am the king of dogs...that is...whoops, I mean king of pugs, no wait.. I mean I am the king oh and btw....... hihihihi!!!
I am 11 months old and I live with 2 humans, one who has a very scratchy face when he leaves it unshaved, it reminds me of the snow I saw last winter except not nearly as soft! He always carries a little box that makes lights. He points it towards me then magicaly I see me trapped in a little screen. Then he moves some things from the box to ... the human calls it a computer !!!! I call it a voodoo machine that traps me inside (I have to admit he is a good pack leader though) !
The other human is his female mate she is sweet and loving, and she spoils me despite my little bratty acts. She always holds me in her lap and tells me how cute I am. btw....hihihihi!!
I am 11 months old and I live with 2 humans, one who has a very scratchy face when he leaves it unshaved, it reminds me of the snow I saw last winter except not nearly as soft! He always carries a little box that makes lights. He points it towards me then magicaly I see me trapped in a little screen. Then he moves some things from the box to ... the human calls it a computer !!!! I call it a voodoo machine that traps me inside (I have to admit he is a good pack leader though) !
The other human is his female mate she is sweet and loving, and she spoils me despite my little bratty acts. She always holds me in her lap and tells me how cute I am. btw....hihihihi!!
I have to tell you what happened to me last week. My humans took me, me a little defensless 10 month old puppy to a place with a bunch of other defenseless little dogs, then they left me there in this awful place all day long. I was so scared. I was afraid they were going to forget to pick me up. They didn't forget me but when they came to get me at the end of the day I felt all funny and dizzy. When they picked me up they kept saying something about how sorry they were that I had lost my balls. I don't even remember taking my balls there, but I hope we go back to get them!!
They also keep saying that I am a spoiled little puppy, but let me tell you size doesn't matter. I may be small but I am a fearless warrior as I descend from my great grandpa the mighty wolf . Don't let my name fool you! Julian!? Julian!! My male human decided to name me this because of a silly character in a movie with animals called Madagascar. He thought that little guy was so cute. I look and act nothing like that silly little creature!! He thinks I am a silly pup, but he doesn't know I mean business when it comes to my treats!
Yesterday I got to go for a ride in my humans little moving box with 4 wheels. I love those little boxes because when I bark at them they run away very fast. See I can be soooo ferocious :p We went to a very fun place and when we came back he had bought me a little snack. It was so delicious, something called frozen yogurt.... man those humans and their snacks, you gotta love them .
Yesterday I got to go for a ride in my humans little moving box with 4 wheels. I love those little boxes because when I bark at them they run away very fast. See I can be soooo ferocious :p We went to a very fun place and when we came back he had bought me a little snack. It was so delicious, something called frozen yogurt.... man those humans and their snacks, you gotta love them .
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